As most of you will know my husband Stuart broke his leg in March and can't really get around much at the moment. He is very good on his crutches but as his consultant has warned him that if he damages the repair to the leg there won't be anything left to mend we are being extremely careful. So the poor chap can't get out.
A couple of weeks ago he started to moan about the length of his hair, can't you just tell when someone starts to feel better? Now there is no way that either of us want to risk a visit to the hairdresser at this stage so imagine my delight when my eye fell upon this in a discount book store
a DIY Haircut kit, complete with scissors, hair clips, comb and book published by Tony Potter Publishing Ltd, www.tonypotter.com
I ummed and arghed a bit, discussed the pitfalls with Stuart and he told me to just go ahead buy the book and cut his hair.
So I did, I bought the book and ummed and arghed a bit more. The kids saw it and showed great confidence in their Mother's abilities.
"You've got to be kidding right?"
"No way are you coming anywhere near my hair with a pair of scissors."
"Mother don't you realise that qualified hairdressers, people who have been to college and are trained to cut hair, not just read a book, have made a mess of Father's hair?"
Stuart's attitude, "I don't care, just cut my hair."
So I did. Yesterday afternoon we had a hairdressing session on the lawn. Complete with audience. Everyone gathered around their Father to offer support and commiserations. A great gasp went up as I muttered, "Hang on a minute I just need to consult the book to see what I have to do next."
"I thought you said you had read the book?"
"Well, I have but I can't remember what to do"
Through cries of, "Oh Mother."
"Aren't you supposed to..."
and "Now look what you've done"
I snipped and snipped.
Am I going to show you the end result? No way. Let's just say I've seen worse haircuts and I've also seen a lot better but on the whole it's not too bad.
New career? I don't think so.